A well known film actress has just sold her Hollywood Hills home to musician for the hefty sum of $9.5 million, roughly $9 million more than the price of the average home in Los Angeles.

On the 1 acre property sits an unnecessarily gaudy Mediterranean villa. The home features a foyer with a cascading staircase and a second cascading staircase for redundancy. The property also houses a 900 square foot gym, that the previous owner never went to once.

The 6 bedroom home has 10 bathrooms, perfect for when ten people simultaneously have to go to the bathroom.

There’s also a grand dining room, a fully equipped chef’s grade kitchen, a wine cellar, and an 8 car garage, which is more than most restaurants in Los Angeles have.

Film actress is moving to a more expensive home so she can feel more powerful.

Musician is a vocalist with a pop band that tours frequently. He’ll be in his $9.5 million home three months of the year.

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Stephen Perlstein is the Editor-in-Chief of Hence.LA.

Stephen has written for television, including Wabbit — A Looney Tunes Production that is currently airing on Cartoon Network, and Dance Moms on Lifetime.

Stephen is also a member of Local Business, a comedy trio that released Kreezus, a full album Christmas parody of Kanye West’s Yeezus, that was featured on MTV, Slate, and Billboard. Local Business also sold a web series that’s being produced by Wit.TV.

Stephen has some how gotten acting jobs for a handful of commercials, and even more BuzzFeed videos.

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