- Fall in love with the Gum Tree Gift Shop.
- Realize that Manhattan Beach, Redondo Beach, and Hermosa Beach are really nice.
- Find a South Bay one-bedroom with granite counters, stainless steel appliances, and wood floors for $1500 a month, the same price you pay for your likely haunted studio apartment in Hollywood with bed bugs, drive by shootings, and a homeless guy that calls you ‘little whitey.’
- Invite your friends from Silver Lake to your South Bay bungalow for a housewarming party.
- Wait for all the RSVP’s to come rolling in.
- Wait for all the RSVP’s to come rolling in.
- Go to a lot of trouble making signature South Bay cocktails and beach themed hors d’oeurves.
- Text and call all your invites and remind them about your totally tubular party. Casually explain that being 27 miles away is “no big deal” if you drive a hybrid.
- Offer to pay the $42 Uber X fair to get to the party when no one’s there 2 hours in.
- Invite that homeless guy that calls you ‘little whitey.’
- Get drunk alone off South Bay cocktails in your Annette Funicello party outfit.
- Wait six months, forget what a disaster your housewarming was and decide to throw a game night.
- Invite everyone you know.
- Wait for all the RSVP’s to come rolling in.
- Realize you lost all your friends when you moved to the South Bay.
- Spend the remainder of your lease getting drunk off South Bay Cocktails in Your Annette Funicello party outfit.
