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Chase McCown hails from Oklahoma City, where he hid in the closet until skedaddling for Los Angeles (after receiving a BA of Journalism from University of Missouri). He's performed at Second City and Upright Citizens Brigade, and is the sassy purveyor of Bitter Waiter, www.thebitterwaiter.com.

Beach Blanket Sales Skyrocket Angelenos Resolve to “Start Going to the Beach”

While Angelenos plans their 2016 resolutions, beach blankets are flying off store racks as people resolve to visit L.A.'s shores more often. Target store shopper...

Woman Spends $400,000 On A Holiday Party Sure To Offend No One

Elaine Smith, an atheist socialite in L.A.’s historic Hancock Park district, spent in excess of $400,000 on a holiday party, “sure to offend no...

“I’m Not Gay Because I Let Gay Men Blow Me” Says Very Straight Man

Scott Ingram, a rock climbing instructor with 15,000+ followers on Instagram, recently assured his friends and family that, despite occasionally receiving blow jobs from...