LAPD Raids Grocery Store For Giving Away Plastic Bags
A Mid-Wilshire grocery store was raided by the Los Angeles Police Department as part of an investigation into the illegal use of plastic bags...
Ravenous Fans Crash Hence.LA, Not Technically Uninclined Creator
Tuesday, the ravenous fans of Hence.LA visited the site en masse causing the site to crash and deliver users errors, none of which was...
West Hollywood Businesses Required To Have Parking for Dogs in Strollers
Proud dog parents throughout West Hollywood rejoiced following an unanimous decision by the city to require all businesses to provide proper parking for dog...
Duplass Brothers Assault Film Students for Not Making Enough Films
Mark and Jay Duplass were arrested on the Occidental College campus after physically assaulting a class of film majors for not making enough indie...
Every Street In LA to Shut Down Next Weekend For Some Thing
Whether you’ve got plans to head up to Malibu for a relaxing weekend getaway or just over to Ralph’s to get some grocery shopping...
Power-Mad Arclight Employee Waiting For Complete Silence Before He’ll Start Film
A matinee screening of Warner Bros’ “Batman V. Superman” became a nightmare today, when a theater employee demanded that the audience be completely silent...
These Assholes Don’t Know How To Drive In The Rain, Claim City’s Asshole Drivers
During a stretch of moderate afternoon rain earlier this week, Los Angeles’ population of ignorant asshole drivers loudly commented that none of the assholes...
To Increase Voter Turn Out, Garcetti Equips Polling Places with Casting Directors
In a press conference on Monday, Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti announced his new plan to increase voter turnout: Casting directors stationed at every...
“I Can’t Deal With The 405!” Laments Newly Arrived Syrian Refugee
“I can’t deal with the 405!” laments Sayid Mohammed Bahar, a Syrian refugee who recently arrived in Los Angeles. Bahar has survived the oppression of...
Man Upset to Pay $15 Parking at “Supposedly Free” Getty Center
Los Angeles’ renowned Getty Center was home to controversy this weekend as a local man was up in arms about paying fifteen dollars for...