City Prepares for Spike in Domestic Violence in Anticipation of New NFL Teams
With as many as two NFL teams moving to Los Angles in the upcoming year, the city is gearing up to handle the inevitable...
Per Her Contract, Kesha Forced To Record In A Cage With Timber Wolf
Music star Kesha announced over Twitter that a State Supreme Court judge refused to let her walk away from a six-album deal with Sony...
6 Items You Need For The Earthquake Kit You’ll Never Put Together
Scientists warn that the people of Los Angeles need to prepare for an earthquake that has the potential for mass destruction, yet most Angelenos...
Chaz Dean Billboard to be Taken Down, Truth Behind Chaz Dean Still Unknown
Today, history is being made as the Chaz Dean billboard at the corner of Franklin and Western is being taken down, despite no one...
Ravenous Fans Crash Hence.LA, Not Technically Uninclined Creator
Tuesday, the ravenous fans of Hence.LA visited the site en masse causing the site to crash and deliver users errors, none of which was...
Woman Still Recovering From Holiday Involving Father’s Sex Life Update
22 year-old Jolene Robertson remains in intensive care this weekend, still suffering from the wounds of a Christmas dinner conversation that veered out of...
3rd and Fairfax Whole Foods Wins Bid to Host 2024 Olympics
LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND - On Monday, after months of deliberation, IOC president Thomas Bach revealed the 2024 Summer Games will officially be hosted at the...
Man Upset to Pay $15 Parking at “Supposedly Free” Getty Center
Los Angeles’ renowned Getty Center was home to controversy this weekend as a local man was up in arms about paying fifteen dollars for...
To Increase Voter Turn Out, Garcetti Equips Polling Places with Casting Directors
In a press conference on Monday, Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti announced his new plan to increase voter turnout: Casting directors stationed at every...
Live Studio Audience Dead Inside
According to reports from the Culver City Police Department, all 230 members of a live studio audience attending a sitcom taping at Sony Pictures...