Disneyland Annual Passholders Pretending They’re Not Unemployed
On a Wednesday afternoon, Daniel Thompson and a small group of his friends drove down to Disneyland to pretend that they were taking time...
Woman Still Recovering From Holiday Involving Father’s Sex Life Update
22 year-old Jolene Robertson remains in intensive care this weekend, still suffering from the wounds of a Christmas dinner conversation that veered out of...
Study Finds Malibu Sunset Not Beautiful Enough without Instagram Filter
In a recent study, researchers have discovered that Malibu’s iconic sunset is no longer beautiful enough without an Instagram filter. The revelation may explain...
Beverly Hills Neighborhood Terrorized by Serial Vapist
Residents near Beverly Gardens Park are shocked their neighborhood has become the site of multiple vapes police believe are the work of a serial...
Orphanage Increases Adoptions by Listing Children as “Secondhand” and “Vintage”
The Los Angeles Center for Adoption’s waining numbers spiked like a punk’s jacket after relocating to a storefront in Echo Park and changing their...
Ten Ready-Made Excuses For Why You Can’t Pick Up A Friend From LAX
We've all been there: A friend asks you for a ride to the airport and you really don't want to do it. (My friend...
3 Places to Illegally Shop With Your Dog Where No One Cares
Who wants to do menial tasks, such as running errands, all alone? LA is lonely enough. And with that LA schedule, the only quality...
7 Events In L.A. This January To Feel REAL Out Of Place At
A Featured Exhibit At Literally Any Museum
Chances are you’ve met some cultured friends in the city, and one of them asks you to attend...
Best Theme Park for Infantilized Adults Craving Distraction
Where was the best place for someone over the age of 18 to play dress-up, pretend to be a space-man, and have a tea...
Group Goes to Joshua Tree Without Drugs, Discover Desert Fucking Sucks
It took only three hours in Joshua Tree for a group of stone cold sober Echo Park residents to realize the desert was not...