Hot Topless Maid Missed a Spot
Terry Barton, of Miracle Mile vowed to never again use the Hot Topless Maids cleaning service after noticing the bare-chested maid missed a spot.
"I paid good money to...
Podcast: A Los Angeles Miracle
In the premiere episode of the Hence.LA podcast, we bring you a Christmas tale of sadness, Santa Monica, and a true Los Angeles Miracle.
Farm-To-Harvest-To-Storage-To-Processing-To-Packaging-To-Distribution-To-Table Restaurant Promises Truthful Dining Experience
Foregoing all the typical local food movement bullshit, Honesty, a new restaurant in Silver Lake, is offering truth with their farm-to-harvest-to-storage-to-processing-to-packaging-to-distribution-to-table restaurant.
Honesty, which boasts that it's not...
Local Business Executive Decides to Buy Playboy Mansion for the Articles
"Of course I'm not buying it for the naked women and sex parties," exclaimed Los Angeles business executive Grant Weber, who put in an...
Murder Mystery Dinner Makes Patrons Ponder, “Is This Worth $90?”
An ongoing murder investigation at a rented out Italian restaurant has not been the thrilling, comedy-filled journey of mystery and twists that was initially anticipated, patrons said Monday.
"The...
Older Employee Halts Company Sexual Harassment Seminar With Uncomfortable Questions
During his company’s annual sexual harassment seminar, Zachary Miller, 56, asked a series of inappropriate and potentially incriminating questions, while his co workers uncomfortably...
Woman Claiming To Live In Atwater Full Of Shit, Totally Lives In Glendale
Noting that her apartment is obviously located in Glendale, sources confirmed Sunday that Kelly Moore is totally full of shit for claiming to live...
Woman Spends $400,000 On A Holiday Party Sure To Offend No One
Elaine Smith, an atheist socialite in L.A.’s historic Hancock Park district, spent in excess of $400,000 on a holiday party, “sure to offend no...
Woman Still Recovering From Holiday Involving Father’s Sex Life Update
22 year-old Jolene Robertson remains in intensive care this weekend, still suffering from the wounds of a Christmas dinner conversation that veered out of...
Intrepid Adventurer Treks Four Blocks from Car to Restaurant
Humanity’s story, by now, has been well-established: the overcoming of significant odds in pursuit of achieving that which our forbearers insisted impossible. Our latest...